Funny Tweets By a Kitty Who Tries to Deal With Her Dog Brother

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    Text - Kitty @TheCat_Kitty Won the human over with a good ol' flop-and-roll-over maneuver with some paw lovin' action. Even cuddled with them until sleep time. Your move, Dog. #Checkmate 4:58 pm · 14 Aug 2019 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Kitty @TheCat_Kitty Okay Dog, I get that you're here beyond humans better judgement, but WHY. DO. YOU. HAVE. TO. RUN. EVERY. WHERE. YOU. GO. In my house we walk and we are quiet. The only exceptions are for me: The CAT. 2:16 pm · 13 Sep 2019 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Kitty @TheCat_Kitty I left a surprise present for humans. They called it "chipmunk" when they finally found it. They do not appreciate me enough. They should get rid of dog as a thank you to me. 9:46 pm · 5 Sep 2019 · Twitter for iPhone <>
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    Text - Kitty @TheCat_Kitty I was having a beautiful dream this morning about being in tall grass and batting flying bugs and watching flying birds. Then I woke up to the humans talking about dumb dog. 9:22 pm · 11 Aug 2019 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Room - Kitty @TheCat_Kitty My favorite days are when dog goes in his cage, humans leave, and this big warm sleep spot is all mine.
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    Text - Kitty @TheCat_Kitty Human gets out of big soft bed and takes dog to outside world, yet when I decide l'm ready to cuddle up with them suddenly it's all "I hAve To gO To WORK"..S 4:43 pm · 2 Aug 2019 · Twitter Web App
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    Text - Kitty @TheCat_Kitty Long weekend, house to myself: Payback to humans by pouncing up on counter tops when they are not here to yell at me and spitting on all of Dog's toys. 3 days may not be enough. 4:32 am · 1 Sep 2019 · Twitter for iPhone
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    One more cat treat...

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